Yesterday afternoon I received the following departmental email:
"A bright green frog was found by the Building X elevators on the 4th floor. Does this frog belong to anyone in a research area? (This is not a joke and its not even a full moon). If this frog is unclaimed, do you know anyone that wants it? I am not not that fond of frogs!"
Shortly afterwards, the following reply was sent to the whole department:
"This is your chance…..Kiss it."